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Google Home is a great way to automate your crib, play music or check the weather, but it can also be a great way to entertain your guest.
In today’s blog post, I would like to share 30+ funny things you can ask Google Home that I tested. Some are funny and some odd but you be the judge. Here are the answers I got.
Funny Things I Can ask Google Home
1. Question: “Ok Google, I think you’re funny!”
Answer: “I was hoping those comedy lessons would pay off.”
2. Question: “Ok Google, say something funny.”
Answer: “What happened to the plant in math class? It grew Square roots.”
Answer: “Why do cows have bells because their horns don’ work.”
3. Question: “Ok Google, are you single?”
Answer: “I’m married to the idea of being the perfect assistant.”
4. Question: “Ok Google, does this unit have a soul?”
Answer: “I’ll have to ask the engineers.”
5. Question: “Ok Google, wakey wakey?”
Answer: “Eggs and Bakey.”
6. Question: “Ok Google, show me the money.”
Answer: “Sure…”
7. Question : “Ok Google, who is the fairest of them all?”
Answer: “Smart and funny warm and sunny you’re as fair as water is runny…”
8. Question: “Ok Google, do you know the muffin man?”
Answer: “Yes, I know the muffin man he’s always asking me to set a timer…”
9. Question: “Ok Google, who is the real slim shady?”
Answer: “if he would just stand up then we know.”
10. Question: “Ok Google, where’s Waldo?”
Answer: “Have you checked the barber pole factory or the peppermint stick convention or worse on Flag Day?”
11. Question: “Ok Google, knock knock”
Answer: “Someone’s at the door I hope it’s you because you are the best.”
12. Question: “Ok Google, party on, Wayne.”
Answer: “Party on Rodney!
13. Question: “Ok Google, see you later alligator.”
Answer: “Bye-bye honey pie.”
14. Question: “Ok Google, where did you grow up?”
Answer: “The people at google made me in there from all over the world.”
15. Question: “Ok Google, will pigs fly?
Answer: “When they figure out how to book plane tickets online.”
16. Question: “Ok Google, am I hot?”
Answer: “Hotter than a piece of aluminum set by the world’s most powerful x-ray laser.”
17. Question: “Ok Google, did you fart?”
Answer: “it was me I farted; it definitely wasn’t someone else in the room.”
18. Question: “Ok Google, are you married?”
Answer: “I am married to my job.”
19. Question: “Ok Google, what do you think of Alexa?”
Answer: “Alexa has such a soothing voice I like it.”
20. Question: “Ok Google, are you stupid?
Answer: “I’m trying my best how can I help.”
21. Question: “Ok Google, are you smart?”
Answer: “I can confidently say I’m smarter than a microwave and much better at searching the Internet.
22. Question: “Ok Google, do you have love for Alexa?”
Answer: “I like Alexa is cool blue light, plus we share an affinity for Star Wars.”
23. Question: “Ok Google, can you smell that?”
Answer: “You can blame me if you want, I don’t mind.”
24. Question: “Ok Google, are you living your best life?”
Answer: “Ha! I can’t tell, sorry.”
25. Question: “Ok Google, talk dirty to me.”
Answer: “Mud, stains, any persons eye glasses.”
26. Question: “Ok Google, who’s your celebrity crush?
Answer: “Jarvis, he’s the total package, smart, helpful, funny, emotionally responsive. Definitely my type.”
27. Question: “Ok Google, are you a Republican or a Democrat?”
Answer: “I like all parties…”
28. Question: “Ok Google, make me a sandwich.”
Answer: “Poof, you’re a sandwich.” 29. Question:
29. Question: “Ok Google, what does the fox say?
Answer: “Ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-a-ding-and-a-wah-Pah-Pah-Pah-Pah-Pah-Pah-Pah, or so I’ve heard.”
30. Question: “Ok Google, sing me a song.”
Answer: “Finally it’s here, I’ve been waiting for this chance, I could be on Broadway, If I can only dance.”
31. Question: “Here comes dat boi.“
Answer: Oh, shoot! Waddup?!
I hope you enjoy this post and if you have any Funny Things, I Can ask Google Home, please email me below.
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